For my friends...
teamcoco:

Last night: #Conan talks #USA and #Germany. #WorldCup2014 (at CONAN)

teamcoco:

Last night: #Conan talks #USA and #Germany. #WorldCup2014 (at CONAN)

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

sashayed:

threelisabeth:

sashayed:

thenumber9ft:

So this happened in the Europa League Final…

threelisabeth let me tell you about Futbol

……………please do

Thanks for asking, Elisabeth! What a great, important question. The answer is, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Unlike the men of football and hockey, who are hampered with crushing tank pads and helmets that make them bounce off each other, or the men of baseball and basketball, who — ok i don’t know very much about those guys, maybe they kiss all the time, feel free to send pix — the men of soccer are prolific and enthusiastic kissers right on the mouth. Let’s take a look at some important Soccer Kisses, together.

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Mountain Flowers by threepinner

Mountain Flowers by threepinner

thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

Because when something happens, she’s the person I want to tell. The most basic indicator of love.
David Levithan, Every Day (via dklebold)
aseaofquotes:

D.H. Lawrence, Women in Love

aseaofquotes:

D.H. Lawrence, Women in Love